Whatever your circumstances, sometimes you experience an unwanted sex drought. This used to mean a visit to the mental Wank-Bank in the company of Ms Palm and her Five Hairy Sisters.
Thankfully, in 2011, there are a number of alternative methods of self pleasure, and today we are going to take a look at those that enable us to go Hands Free
Segmented, For Your Pleasure
As this segment of the male sex toy’s market has expanded, our options have increased, giving us a variety of price points, realism levels and positional preferences. I have tried to cover all the different areas available and choose the very best products from each section.
All of the toys in this list have been given a Rough Price Guide, which is simply the price I found that particular sex toy at when I was doing this list, to give you an idea of whether you are getting a good deal or not, at your site of choice
The main thing I look for in any men’s sex toy is that the picture of the toy itself turns you on sufficiently to want to explore it for yourself, in person. Hopefully you will agree with my choices!
What is Cyberskin
Many of the products in this list are made from Cyberskin, so I thought I would quickly explain what it is.
Cyberskin / UR3 – It’s a fancy name for the latest technology designed to replicate the look and feel of human skin. Sounds kinda creepy put like that. Maybe Wikipedia will explain it better.
Best For: Chubby Lovers
I recently covered the April Flores chubby pussy cyberskin pussy, so head over there and read more if you’re interested.
Basically this is a sex toy for men who like their women on the curvier side, with extra plump flesh bits where it counts.
I’m guessing this toy isn’t selling that well as it keeps getting reduced in price. No bad thing as you could grab yourself a bargain here.
- One of very few toys out there for men who like chubby women
- Lovely plump pussy lips
- Low price point for a toy of this type
- No arse hole :/
- Not for those who aren’t BBW / chubby fans
- Hard to use doggystyle
Rough Price Guide : £80-£100
A fun, life size toy for guys who want to experience a taste of fucking a chubby / bbw woman.
Read More Reviews
- April Flores herself introduces the toy at Youtube
- Real guy fucking the April Flores toy (NSFW by any means) at X Tube
Best For: Blowjob Fans
By far and away one of the most popular faces in the porn industry over the last 4 or 5 years has been that of Bree Olson.
You may well recognise her from her recent exploits with Charlie Sheen. But more than likely you know her from countless American porn flicks / scenes where Bree can regularly be seen taking cock in all of her holes. But it’s her mouth in particular that her toy was made to imitate.
- Decent detail, but generic enough to imagine she is just about any woman you like
- Much easier to hide than a full size sex doll
- You can insert a bullet vibrator to give a nice vibration
- Varying strength of suction, which you can control
- Blowjobs on demand!
- Bit creepy
- Almost twice the cost of a Fleshlight ‘mouth’ insert
- If you’re face fucking Bree, you won’t see her face that much… if you get me.
Rough Price Guide : £120
Most guys like blowjobs, and most girls aren’t quite as keen on giving them as we are on getting them.
If you need more features to give you that realistic feeling, or you just real like Bree Olson, then this could be a great sex toy for you.
If not, grab yourself a fleshlight mouth opening insert instead.
Read More Reviews
- Can’t find any more impartial reviews, for this one sorry
- Go to the ‘Video’ tab at SexShop 365
Best For: Graphic Anal
I have reviewed the Belladonna extreme ass and pussy toy before, which you can read here.
I’m not a huge fan of Belladonna, and I’m even less of a fan of extreme anal – gaping, stretching, or god forbid any of that other more intense stuff – but it’s still nice to see toys catering for people who like that sort of thing.
But overall this toy looks quite fun, and you can forget all about Belladonna if you so desire, once you have opened the box and got excited.
- Two holes
- Decent amounts of external detail
- Could DP this toy with a buddy, if you were feeling very kinky
- Those hands get in the way of penetration
- Not deep enough to accommodate more than 6inches
- There are better toys out there for the money
Rough Price Guide : £75 – 120
Read More Reviews
- No one seems to have a video preview available, sorry!
- Sex Toys
- The cheapest place at time of writing was Lovehoney
- And the most expensive was Simply Pleasure
- Sex Shop 365
Best For: Low Budget Fleshlight Alternative
If you’re after the same sensation of a fleshlight for one third the price, then Jenna Jameson’s UR3 realistic pussy toy may well be exactly what you are looking for.
OK, so you don’t get the outer casing that you get with a Fleshy, but is that casing worth an extra £40-60 to you? Bearing in mind though, it will make it easier to hide and keep your toy pussy clean.
The one thing I don’t particularly like about this toy is that because it isn’t encased, you kinda feel like your cock is inside another cock. Bit strange.
But you can slide this between your matress, roll it in a towel, or between two pillows, lube it up and get fucking and forget about everything else.
- Cheap alternative to a Fleshlight
- Decent amount of detail
- Good ‘entry level’ men’s sex toy
- Looks weirdly like your cock is sliding into a second cock
- Messy – open backed so be careful
- Not very tight
- Difficult to wedge between things
Rough Price Guide : £25-30
A decent low cost alternative to a Fleshlight.
Read More Reviews
- Read the ones from ‘Buzz Man’ and ‘Horny Humper’ at Lovehoney, they are funny
- Decent, lengthy review at Sex Toys
- This one’s a bit ‘powerpoint’ @ Youtube
Best For: Those Who Aren’t Satisfied With Just Jenna’s Pussy
I couldn’t review just Jenna pussy stroker without giving the other main option a once over as well.
If there was ever one girl in the porn industry who has been covered head to toe, it’s Jenna Jameson, so you shouldn’t be surprised to find out there’s heaps and heaps of toys based on all her parts out there.
So if you crave more than just a quick, cheap fuck with her pussy, then you may well consider her UR3 Vagina and Ass toy from Doc Johnson, one of the leading lights in the adult toy business.
As with any ‘branded’ product, I always worry that I’m paying a little overhead for the license, on top of the product. And there are ‘unlicensed’ alternatives (elsewhere in this list) that are more advanced and detailed. But they aren’t moulded from Jenna.
Anyway, you get full unrestricted access to one of Porn’s hottest pieces of Ass (and pussy) – and when you get bored of the vanilla fuck, you can insert the supplied vibrating bullet and experience the whole sensation again as though you just bought a brand new toy.
- The pubes – you will either love them or hate them.
- Pussy, Ass and Vibrating Bullet giving loads of options
- Decent, realistic sensation
- Easy enough to clean
- Yep, them pubes – you will either love them or hate them.
- Not deep enough for larger guys
- Warming it up in the sink is a pain, so use the warm shower if possible
Rough Price Guide : £150
A very decent, realistic looking pussy and arse toy that can be any girl you can dream of, not just Jenna Jameson, and she is always up for a shag.
Read More Reviews
- There’s a great video review below from DIY Orgasms
- More customer reviews at Lovehoney
- And more at SexToys.co.uk
- Awesome video review from DIYOrgasms – highly recommended @ Daily Motion
- Lovehoney have a decent video preview here
Best For: Realistic Anal
As a visitor to this site, you have probably heard about Fleshlight’s already – the original sex toy in a can.
Well, the Fleshlight crew haven’t sat back and rested on their laurels over the past few years, rather, they have continually reinvested in their product range and the modern Fleshy’s are a different league to the earlier models.
So I guess the first thing to cover really is what I get asked a lot about – is the Fleshlight still worth getting, now that the Spider has reinvented the Fleshlight-style casing. The answer isn’t so straight forward, so I suggest you read over my review (on the link) and the comments, and make up your own mind.
However, the other thing worth covering here is the Anal Factor.
Now, Anal is probably up their as fantasy number 1 on most guys list. Even if you have had anal with a willing partner, there’s a good chance you aren’t getting it regularly. Or as regularly as you would like anyway.
The sex toy industry realised this and has been trying to make a worthwhile, high quality anal toy for ages. And usually they fall short.
Not so with the Jenna Haze signature series Forbidden Fleshlight. In fact, not so with any of the Jenna Haze range, the oral and vaginal inserts are amazing too.
As you push past her tempting entrance, you encounter a tight ribbed, realistic sensation that gives way to her wavy colon! Ha!
You’re in for a real treat. And yes, you can use this insert – like any other Fleshlight or Race Utensil insert – with a Spider.
Top Tip: The fleshlight signature series only changes the external part of the insert – so you change the mouth, pussy lips or arse hole exterior, but the internal bit is the same for each porn star.
There are three inserts – the mouth, the pussy, and the arse. Each insert has it’s own internal feel – so the mouth doesn’t feel like a pussy when you’re inside it, but the mouth on the Jenna Haze Fleshlight is the same internally as the mouth on the Tera Patrick or Kitsuni Fleshlight… same for the pussy and the arse.
I just want to make that really clear! Hope it helps.
Not a fan of Jenna Haze?
What if you like the idea of fucking you’re favourite pornstar, but that’s not Jenna Haze?
Well, there are a number of alternative Fleshlight Girls available, including…
- Riley Steele
- Teagan Presley
- Tera Patrick
- Jesse Jane
- Lisa Ann (Tiger Wood’s mistress)
- … or even more
Or should you be so inclined, you could try one of the Fleshlight Male Pornstars:
- Brent Everett
- Joey Visconti
- … or the other guys
- The closest thing you will get to anal without being inside an arse
- The skin sensation / feel has been massively increased since the earlier fleshlights
- Feel’s just right – not too tight, not too loose
- The ‘signature’ on the insert is a bit weird / pointless
- The internals don’t change between the different stars (See the top tip above for more info)
- It doesn’t vibrate
Rough Price Guide : £60-65
Amazing. The very best anal experience I have ever had, outside of real anal.
And no need to worry about whether you’re hurting her.
Read More Reviews
- A couple of Jenna Haze videos at the official Fleshlight site
- Fleshlight girls preview video at Youtube (very tame)
- Video preview from SexShop365 (click the video tab)
- Video preview from SexToys.co.uk (click the video tab)
Best For: Fans of Ebony Girls
There aren’t a lot of options for the guy who likes ebony girls, which is a real shame as far as I’m concerned.
Sure, there’s the mocha Fleshlights, and of course you could always just use your imagination / watch some ebony porn, but it’s not quite the same.
Which is partly the reason why I love the Realistic Ebony Pussy and Arse from Cyberskin. Realistic that is, when you aren’t using it in vibrate mode, which takes it up another level.
This is one of the best, most life like fucks you will have – bar none. Unfortunately it comes in at quite a cost – near £250, but considering that’s basically two trips to an escort (or just one to a high class girl) and you realise the value here.
I’ve reviewed this toy before, so if you want to know more, click here.
- Very lifelike, whether you choose the ebony or ivory model
- Vibrating function for additional pleasure
- Very detailed, and deep enough to handle bigger guys
- Not just limited to doggy like the pictures suggest
- Heavy, and hard to hide
- Pretty expensive
- Chilly, so remember to warm up under the shower or in a warm bath first
Rough Price Guide: £250
One of the most realistic men’s sex toys available today, and a very high end product.
Read More Reviews
- Lovehoney have a preview video
- A guy actually using the Cyberskin Realistic Ebony Pussy and Arse at Xhamster (Very NSFW)
Best For: High Quality at a Low Price
If you are a regular reader at SexToys4Men, you will know of my love for Race Utensil – a Japanese company who make really high quality, detailed and realistic pussy replicas.
Well this is the Utensil Race Fame Realistic Vagina and Ass, one of their range of three ‘full size’ pussy and arses, and as with all the Race Utensil products, it’s got great detail – internal and external – at a great price.
This isn’t going to be a huge toy in terms of size, and it’s a whole 11kg lighter than the Cyberskin Realistic Pussy and Arse above, but the way I look at this is that this is the pussy of a horny little Japanese pornstar compared to the round, voluptuous curves of an Ebony babe.
Of course, being smaller and lighter means it’s much easier to hide – and you can probably tell from the pictures (lots available at the Lovehoney site) that you could probably find a suitable drawer to store this toy in when not in use.
- Small, light and tight
- Half the price of other pussy / arse toys
- Race Utensil – their products are amazing quality
- Not full size compared to the Cyberskin toy
- Maybe won’t be deep enough for bigger guys
Rough Price Guide : £100 – 110
A great alternative to the more expensive life size pussy and arse toys.
Read More Reviews
- Struggling to find other reviews for the Utensil Race Fame Realistic Vagina and Ass sorry!
I can’t find any video previews of the Utensil Race Fame Realistic Vagina and Ass, however I have linked to two other realistic sleeves from Race Utensil, as the principle is still the same.
- Utensil Race Upwards Japanese Realistic Sleeve video
- Utensil Race Meiki Downwards Japanese Realistic Sleeve video
Best For: Brilliant Fleshlight Alternative
The Spider Hands Free Realistic Male Masturbator is the best men’s sex toy I have ever reviewed.
I’m really not going to go into great depths here as there is a ton of great info over on my review, and I would just be repeating myself.
All I will say is make sure you consider the Spider!
Top Tip: The Spider is 100% exclusive to Lovehoney in the UK right now, so there’s not much point trying to find an alternative seller.
- It’s a Fleshlight that can be stuck to walls
- Can use other inserts (Fleshlight, Utensil Race) instead of the Spider insert
- Slightly more expensive than a Fleshlight but the extra money buys you so much more flexibility
- Makes you a little pissed that Fleshlight didn’t offer that suction cup right away
- The suction cup may lose suction under very heavy thrusting
- Slighty more expensive than a Fleshlight
Rough Price Guide: £90
Easily the best Men’s sex toy of 2011. And probably 2012 too.
Read More Reviews
- Preview video at Lovehoney
- Only Lovehoney at the moment
Best For: Full Size Sex Doll
Well out of everything on this list, this has to be the most WTF item. And at just shy of £730 quids, this is by far and away the most expensive.
And yet this is still not the most expensive sex toy I have ever seen – for that you would need to find the Real Doll which rocks in at about $6000 US dollars a pop. Madness.
Still, these dolls are not designed for mass consumption. The makers know they won’t be selling 1000′s a year, and that’s partly reflected in the price. Of course, they are expensive because of other reasons too.
Firstly your Teddy Babe will have a soft, velvety-plush material stuffed firmly with non-allergenic poly-fil, which both mimics the silkiness of human flesh while giving the character a warmth and a ‘cuddly’ dimension that is largely lacking in latex love dolls (blow up dolls), silicone love dolls, and other adult toys.
Also, your Teddy Babe’s breasts are full and soft. The nipples are made of the same velvety plush material and are soft, silky and kissable.
A Teddy Babe’s face is not intended to be ultra-realistic, but faithful to her nature as a sexy plush love doll character.
Her eyes are made of ultra-realistic printed decals supported by a plastic base. The eyes vary in style and color; depending on which Teddy Babes character they belong to.
Lips also vary in style and color from character to character, and are made of sleek, kissable latex rubber.
I’m sure I could go on, and on, and on… and that’s good because at this price you want a lot for your money. It’s good to know you’re getting it.
- You can replace their (her?) pussy with a Fleshlight, Race Utensil etc
- A full, life size girl that’s a very acceptable substitute for a real woman
- Fully pose-able with her wire frame skeleton, and you can dress her in a number of kinky outfits
- No anal entry point… *sigh*
- Though she folds up, storage is going to be tricky
- The cost
Rough Price Guide: £730
These dolls aren’t for everyone, and they are expensive.
However, with just a few ‘visits’ your doll becomes cheaper than seeing a lady of the night, and is also never going to give you an STD or ruin your
Read More Reviews
- Customer Reviews at Lovehoney
Best For: Hardcore Perverts
When Pipedream looked at the Men’s sex toy market they noticed a glaring omission – high quality, realistic, life sized replicas of mans favourite lady parts.
And being the gentlemen that they are, they then promptly plugged that gap with their awesome Extreme range.
I first saw the first glimpses of the Pipedream Extreme range back at the start of Summer in an adult trade journal called Erotic Trade Only. I remember thinking – wow, would I love to be rich enough to afford that.
These toys are aimed at richer folk than me, sadly. But I have seen the Pipedream Extreme Realistic Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator for myself, in the (fanta) flesh so the speak, and these don’t disappoint. I have to admit, I felt kinda grubby touching the flesh (and exploring inside) at a Tradeshow. Bit like sloppy 16ths… kinda says how life-like it is though.
The positional choices with this masturbator are basically limited to your imagination. It can do pretty much any position a lady could do, but of course you will need to hold it in some of the more complicated positions. And it’s pretty heavy – life-like as I say. Fat bottomed girls indeed.
Honestly, if I could afford this, I would buy it in a New York minute.
- Looks, feels and responds like the real thing
- Life size
- Positional possibilities
- No vibrations – though you can put your own Bullet in the hole you aren’t using
- The cost
- The weight
Rough Price Guide : £320
The product I most wish I could afford.
Read More Reviews
- Not so much a review as a lot of product detail at the Official Pipedream Website
- Great video review at Daily Motion
Yeah, But Which One Should I Buy?
Well, as ever that decision is really entirely up to you. You will know just by looking at them which turn you on and which are meh.
I would probably say if you own no sex toys at all, then start with a Fleshlight or a Spider if you have a little more money.
Both are the great entry points into the sex toys market, and both are remarkably easy to stash away from prying eyes.
And if you do own a sex toy already and are looking for something new, interesting or different, then I genuinely hope this list helps you decide.
So that concludes my list of the very best hand’s free male masturbation toys available as 2011 comes to a close.
There are, of course, other options out there – alternatives on the same theme. You might prefer the Tera Patrick fleshlight girl over Jenna Haze, or the Maria Ozawa sleeve from Race Utensil instead of the full size pussy.
It’s good to have the choice.
And hopefully 2012 will only bring us more choice, more variety and more innovation.